Saturday, April 30, 2005

Quietus To The Uncivilized Masses

All in all I've emailed Old Navy four times, and they have repeatedly told me that they cannot help. Go in your local store and ask about the rutabaga there(see previous entries). I think I'm angry with Old Navy right now, I mean they dont even know what they're selling for cryin out loud!!!!! I could use this entry as a gripe session, God knows I have plenty to complain about(Like how Sprint wont give me a phone), but there doesnt seem to be much point, does there? It wont change anything. I'm trying to have patience, and of course, failing miserably. Good news though, my husband and I found this great new church. We.......well I love it, it's the first time I have ever gone to a church and when the pastor speaks or we pray, I can feel God. I mean really feel it. Every Sunday I walk out of church and I feel............good. I was driving down Bechtle Ave. today on my way home from Walmart, and I see this poor kid laying in the road. He had been hit by a car!!! I wanted to stop and help but, there where so many people already helping I figured I'd just be in the way. 15 minutes later, I'm across town, almost home, I look in the car next to me and what is the guy doing!!! You guessed it, rolling a big fatty. I mean what's this world coming to, rolling a joint in broad daylight!!!!!!!!!! Some days its almost enough to make me lose hope, mebbe she'll come back tomorrow.
"Man stands in his own shadow and wonders why it's dark."
-- Zen saying

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

The Amazing Rutabaga Strikes Again!!

I emailed Old Navy. Amazingly enough, they responded in two days! (Who woulda thunk it). Anyhoo, they tell me they cant open the picture I sent them of my.whatever it is, but if I send in a product code they would be more than happy to help, Or I could go into my local store and receive assistance there. As if any one in the store knew what the heck it was when I bought it. Naturally there is no tag on the umm rutabaga in question so I cant send in a product code. I guess I'm just doomed to ignorance forever. I even checked their online store, apparently they dont sell rutabagas or any other keychain/vegetable online. So now I'm back to where I started with the great debate.Mebbe I'll go see The Oracle at Delphi......she'd know.
"Without seeking, truth cannot be known at all.It can neither be declared from pulpits,nor set down in articles, nor in any wise preparedand sold in packages ready for use.Truth must be ground for every man by itself out of it such,with such help as he can get, indeed,but not without stern labor of his own."-- John Ruskin

Saturday, April 23, 2005

A Rutabaga In Disguise

Well, I still havent figured out what my new keychain is. (sigh) The latest suggestion is an orange. For those of you just tuning in see my previous entry for all relevant info. I'm going to try emailing Old Navy tonight. Hopefully, I will get a response, if I dont I'm going to send them a gazillion emails, just like they do me!!! Also I'd like to mention that the Pope dying just sucks. When I was a kid, and the first pope of my life time passed on I was terribly confused. I wondered how the pope could die and what were all the Catholics going to do now. No one bothered explaining to me that they could elect a new pope. I guess I just thought the pope was pope forever.

"Not how long, but how well you have lived is the main thing." Author: Seneca

Friday, April 22, 2005

It's a Bird. No it's a Plane...No it's a....Carrot?

Well it's a nice smooshy day here. I thought it would be an ucky day, but it's warmer than expected and I like the smell that comes with smooshy days. Smooshy is a good word. The thing that has really been on my mind though, is my new keychain. I bought it Old Navy last week and since then a heated debate has ensued. No one knows what it is!!!!! Here is a picture . There votes over what it are as follows: 1. A Round Carrot 2. A Peach 3. A Tomato 4. A Pumpkin. I know it sounds crazy but, I'm dying to know what this thing is. Please feel free to send in votes or new ideas, maybe I'll email Old Navy and see what they say it's supposed to be. Me, I still think it's a round carrot.
"If you want to know the character of a man, find out what his cat thinks of him."- Anonymous

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Whoop There It Is.

Long time no.........hmmm whatever. I've been feeling terribly unappreciated lately. I dont know if I just have a corn cob wedge or what, but it feels like everyone is being a meanie these days. I spose I could be over reacting, asking God to smite them is probably a little much, soI'll just settle for some some limping!!! Does it feel like the whole world has gone crazy to you? It sure looks that way to me. I found out just recently an old friend from college sent her kids to live with her mom.... drum roll please......... because her boyfriend doesnt like her kids. That's right you heard it, for her boyfriend. My best friend is dating a married man with 5, yes, 5 kids. Of course, he still hasnt gotten a divorce. Who am I kidding he hasnt even moved out of his old house. Tell me the whole world aint crazy. I'll prove it is.
"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?"
-- Unknown

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Doin the Neutron Dance

Good Morning!!!! I can hardly ever say that, because I'm usually asleep this time of day. Yes, Yes I lead a boring life, but I must say I'm thankful for that. Instead of being one of those schmucks that takes everything for granted I try to appreciate the good things in my life. For example this fabulous day, its warm and breezy. It's not at all blustery as Winnie the Pooh might say. I love Pooh!! No time for long good byes today, I have places to go and people to see. Tune in next time for..............you'll just hafta wait!!
"I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation."-- William Somerset Maugham