Welcome To Wankerville

I have two different health insurance companies. One primary and a secondary. The secondary should pay for what the first does'nt. Haha they arent paying anything. Ive had two surgeries in the last year, unpaid for, and something like $2000 in doctors bills once again, unpaid for. I have made more phone calls than I care to think about trying to get this straightened out. Someone bring the straight-jacket, cause Im totally fried over this. I just got an exceptionally rude letter from my doctors billing office. grrrr arrgh. As if things werent bad enough. Does anyone else have this problem? Is your healthcare provider a wanker? This is why Im voting for whoever has the best healthcare program. This is so ridiculous. These insurance companies should have to be on their own programs, see how they like it!!!

Reality continues to ruin my life. Bill Watterson, Calvin and HobbesUS cartoonist (1958 - )

Digitalis

My parents recentlygot digital everything thru Time Warner Cable.
Well the digital phone was supposed to come on today. Naturally, it didnt work. So insert one call to cable in the day and you have a recipe for craziness. The lovely man on the other end of the phone said he would lable it as an emergency, since we had no phone at all. This was about 10:30a.m. fast forward to 6:00p.m. look here comes the really hot cable guy wOOt!!! He fixes it yeah but ,if that was an emergency how long would we have waited if it wasnt? Time Warner needs some competition me thinks. Although, if some thing else goes wrong mebbe (Mike),the sexy cableman will come back hehe.
Once again he says I should try out http://www.secondlife.com/ IJust dont know it seemed pretty sucky to me, I guess I should have found out his account name.....To bad. The dog liked him. I think I need a life, drooling over the cable guy is just pathetic. Hmmm, I think I'll log into second life. NOT!!

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them. Jane AustenEnglish novelist (1775 - 1817)

The Fat Dog On Ice

Well, I dug my heels in and caught up on the presidential campaign. Ohh, did I mention that McCain is a fatuous gasbag> Anyhoo, I have to say in terms of healthcare reform Hilarys the girl. There is also a small part of me that wants to see her win just because she's a woman. Ya know Go girl power and all that. So I think I've made my choice, at least between the lesser of three evils.........Personally I would like to replace all the candidates with the Backyardigans, they're so much more agreeable. Dont you think? Now that I'm decided I feel much more peaceful. Trying to choose was much more stressful than I realized but, being a diabetic healthcare is an extremely important issue to me. McCains plan just blew chunks in my opinion. I just hope Hilary is a better president than she was last time.....

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. George BurnsUS actor & comedian (1896 -

Worms on the Side

I have a confession to make.... I think worms are totally kewl. So being the curious person I am I went to the library and got some books about worms. That was exciting reading. Im sure most people know worms are self-propagating but, did you know they lay their eggs in little nests underground; where they can stay for up to THREE years before hatching!!! Also, all worms are both boys and girls. That could be fun...mebbe? I think thats SO wickedly neat. No, really I am a girl........ Anyhoo, life is boring today. I also seem to be out of sarcasm, I think I must be dying.....

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
Carl Zwanzig

What's Behind Door Number Three?

So who's following the presidential debates? I am a little but not as much as I should.....Anyhoo in my professional opinion all the candidates are whack. They argue like little kids on tv. I wont mention any names (cough obama cough) dont even salute the american flag. Cmon people cant we do any better than this? Is this REALLY the best the U.S. has to offer these days? I mus admit there has only been one good president in my lifetime( Reagan) and no great ones. Also, I would just like to say I feel it really is unfair for Hilary Clinton to be in this election, since she was already president once............
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Be Kind Please Rewind

You're probably wondering how I can go from druggie to, Hey Im fabulous. Well it wasnt quick. The two years I havent blogged were two long hard years. Im pleased to say I'll have two years clean the end of this month. weeeeee!! I still have hard days but the hardest days are nothing like before. Im single. No more dirty cheat boyfriends or crazy relations. I still dont know what Im going to do with my life, but I DO KNOW I can do something with my life, other than throw it away on sex drugs and rock N roll. I thought I should just rewind and let the world know I WIN!!!

People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out,but when the darkness sets in,their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
-Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

The Misadventures of Ploot Alter

wOOt! The cable guy suggested a game while he was hooking up our internet service. He says: It's like the Sims check it out. I say: Cool I will. ( Was he hitting on me?) So I go check it out. It took me about three hours just to make an account. Of course coming up with a name is next to impossible so recalling Dara Joys new book title I named the character Ploot. Yeah I know its sounds like someone trying to go to the bathroom. Anyhoo I get on there (the game site), Im pretty sure that there was some sort of purpose to th e game, what it was a more intelligent person could probably figure out. Not me. You could fly though, which was pretty kewl. The site is http://www.secondlife.com/ Someone check it out and let me know if you can decipher the goal!!! This is worse than a rutabaga in disguise.
Fear less, hope more;Whine less, breathe more;Talk less, say more;Hate less, love more;And all good things are yours."
-Swedish Proverb

I've Got a New Attitude

Wassup, Im back and better than ever. No more psycho boys and girls.
So if anyone actually read my blog and liked it, well here I am. I will try to get everything updated and back on track in the next couple weeks. Good to be back it is.